Hopefully you are already familiar with The Canary, the unhinged epicentre of Corbynite media – and the first to cry conspiracy when, well, anything at all happens.

Their writers are always good for a laugh – but, I have found, their readers are better still, and never shy about identifying the latest Blairite ruse below the line.

Here are the best batshit interventions:

Conspiracy theory 1: Angela Eagle bricked her own office

Expert commentary – “bricking’s too good for her anyway”:

Blairite conspiracy – (With Randomly capped Words):

Blame the media (parts I & II):

Plan of action – PURGE EVERYTHING:

Tory edition – Theresa May is unfit for office because of diabetes:

 

 

Foreign affairs: Putin is pretty great after all!

Multi-purpose conspiracy theory: WAKE UP SHEEPLE