Good news, everyone! Brexit has already proved to be a huge job creator – at least in Jeremy Corbyn’s shadow cabinet.
With members of his team abandoning ship faster than he can replace them, Heat Street sees no reason why you, loyal reader, stand a worse chance than anybody else.
But which job should you do? Don’t worry about neoliberal constructs like “competence” or “knowing your brief” – just take our quiz!
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