EU Chief Junker Says He Talks to Aliens; Will Merkel Sack Him Over Brexit?

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By Louise Mensch | 11:00 am, July 7, 2016

Was Jean-Claude Juncker drunk?

Was he sozzled?

Was he as sweaty and ruddy-faced as Ken Clarke swearing over Brexit and Michael Gove?

The deeply unpopular head of the EU Commission, unelected and anti-democratic, made a series of rambling speeches in Brussels in the wake of Brexit. Then he invited rich nations to Brussels, excluding poorer Eastern ones. But nothing can top Juncker’s amazing speech, in French, saying that he had spoken to “the leaders of other planets” [sic] about Brexit, and they disapproved.

That’s right – Jean-Claude Juncker apparently thinks he’s Jean-Luc Picard.

Watch the video below with English subtitles as Druncker says he’s talked to “les dirĂ©geants d’autres planĂȘtes’ literally “the leaders of other planets”.

We don’t know what planet the Lush from Luxembourg is on, but we’re glad the UK teleported off his vessel.

“You must know that those who observe us from afar are worried. I saw, heard and listened to several leaders of other planets who are worried as regards the path the EU is going to pursue”

Ohhh-kaaaayyyy then (have another beer)

No wonder Merkel wants to sack him!

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