Flailing Democrats Tell Pro-Life Candidates and Voters: You Can’t Join Our Party
Skeleton muppet Tom Perez declares the DNC will only support candidates running on a platform of abortion rights.
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Bernie Sanders Defends Ann Coulter, Slams ‘Intellectually Weak’ Student Activists
There goes Bernie’s college student votes.
Bernie Sanders: ‘I’m Not a Democrat’
In the 1980s, Sanders allegedly said his “goal was to destroy Democrats.”
Weirdly Sexual Bernie Sanders Coloring Books Are Now for Sale
Finally, someone combined two of the worst things about millennials: A love of coloring books and socialism.
Martin O’Malley: ‘I, Not Bernie Sanders, Would Have Beaten Trump’
He didn’t rule out a 2020 run, either.
Democratic Socialists of America Hits New Membership Record
Revenge of the Bernie bros?
STUDY: Donald Trump Won Because He’s Just so Damned Handsome
University of Helsinki polls says ‘physical attractiveness’ contributed to victory.
Bernie Sanders and Bill Nye Team Up to Annoy Everyone Into Caring About Climate Change
Is their plan to hold force people to pass environmental legislation just to get them to shut up?
New Anti-PC Novel ‘My Safe Space’ Satirizes Overreaction to Trump
It describes a world where Bernie Sanders is President and gluten-free pastries are in every Starbucks.
Bernie Sanders is the Designer Muse of Paris Fashion Week
The former Presidential candidate OWNED Balenciaga’s Spring 2017 runway show.
Dems Move to Dump David Brock, Begin Classes on How to Talk to Real People
‘He’s weird,’ said one Democratic insider about Brock. ‘I felt like I was meeting Mugatu from Zoolander.’