What Would You Bid at Kotaku’s Auction?

Gawker announced it will be auctioning off everyone’s favorite insufferable video game blog, Kotaku, next week. With such hard hitting pieces as “Call of Duty 4 hates puppies” and “This RPG Sets Feminism Back, Oh, A Good Hundred Years,” they truly need a media mastermind to continue their legacy of journalistic excellence.

So what would make a good bid for such an esteemed titan of game media?

Play Asia tweeted out their opening bid. A cigarette butt, a used Kleenex, and about $10 in what could very likely be fake money.

Notch says he can own Kotaku just by blasting them out on Twitter.

Heat Street is willing to give Nick Denton a lifetime supply of Heat Street brand hot sauce. Seriously, though, we have way too many of these things — storage is becoming an issue. We’ll even throw in a stamp card for a free bibimbap. Only nine more stamps required.

Do you think you can top these bids?