Some misanthrope on the internet launched a web service that for just 99 cents will send Game of Thrones spoilers to people you hate, or friends you just want to mess with. Spoiled.io will text your victim the juiciest plot points shortly after the episode airs.

The service even tweets out the responses so the public can revel in schadenfreude from those too busy or HBO challenged to watch the episode on time.
#spoiled victim response: "All man must die – but you especially now" #gameofthrones
— Spoiled.io (@spoiled_io) June 20, 2016
#spoiled victim response: "U just ruined the episode for me so at least tell me ur name" #gameofthrones
— Spoiled.io (@spoiled_io) June 20, 2016
So let that be a lesson to those of you without an hour cleared on Sunday, no one is safe from spoilers.