Pastor Says Gamers Possessed by ‘Retarded Spirit’

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By William Hicks | 12:37 pm, May 13, 2016

With most of the attacks on video games coming from the left these days, it almost makes you forget the days of right-wing fear mongering. If you want a dose of nostalgia for the good ol’ days when gaming was often compared with devil worship, watch this man of god set his congregation straight.

If you have callouses on your thumbs, you’re a loser. If you’re more than 18 years old and you’re still jackin’ around with that stuff… I curse that spirit in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Pastor Gene Lingerfelt of the Faith Christian center in Texas finally figured it all out. It’s that “retarded spirit” making our young men fall into lethargic despondence.

There are young gals in this church. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful young gals, and you know why they can’t get a date? ‘Cause that retarded spirit got onto young men.

Lingerfelt later backtracked and announced that playing video games 20 minutes at a time is okay. Apparently, that’s not long for enough for the retarded spirit to get you.

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