Facebook’s new marketplace function launched Monday, allowing users on the mobile app to access a Craigslist-style marketplace. While the tech is solid, Facebook may have forgotten to prepare for the human element. The marketplace lacks regulation, allowing users to sell drugs, their body, or even their baby.
Here are a few of the best listings, scrubbed from the internet:
Shitty weed
facebook marketplace is already popping pic.twitter.com/Qc1joZAthD
— vex. (@yungvexed) October 3, 2016
Slightly better weed (and used panties)
This new Facebook Marketplace looks well good pic.twitter.com/JN7wmibNm1
— Sophie Weston (@sophie_westonn) October 3, 2016
Killer clowns and kids
Facebook Marketplace is everything I dreamed it would be! pic.twitter.com/SjEKgaDnmz
— Good Boy Inc. (@Dank_Pal) October 3, 2016
Babies and curry
Wtf is this Facebook marketplace thing ??? Why are people selling curry, birds and babies ??? pic.twitter.com/zMioiC4721
— imo (@imomilno) October 3, 2016
Handguns and houses
Hey @facebook, #Marketplace is off to a good start. Dogs. Guns. Sweet. pic.twitter.com/NoEpePuV96
— Josh Chace (@JOSHinHD) October 3, 2016
Prostitutes maybe?

Pythons
Glad FB Marketplace is taking up prime real estate in the app with deals like this!!! pic.twitter.com/a8ugvXJHuU
— Jillian D'Onfro (@jillianiles) October 3, 2016
Juggalo jeans (not illegal, but should be)
FB marketplace is wild pic.twitter.com/oNeEkHx0Bj
— Duck⚰ (@YoungxDuck) August 31, 2016
Circumcised amethyst penis
https://twitter.com/itachipx/status/769081802736754688
A Nazi flag and half a grape tomato
