Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has become something of a left-wing heartthrob due to his various shirtless escapades and his trendy brand of “woke bae” feminism. For American liberals, Trudeau offers a lusty escape from their dreary political reality and the thankless exertion of pretending to be excited about Hillary Clinton.
'Wow, that's crazy.' Shirtless Canada PM emerges from cave, takes selfie w/ a family on hike https://t.co/sb0tGSyK1f pic.twitter.com/BnMhltELVZ
— David Beard (@dabeard) August 4, 2016
Justin Trudeau photobombed a wedding shirtless because he can’t be stopped https://t.co/jm9kSoI9Ms pic.twitter.com/gAbW9CREFe
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) August 7, 2016
Justin Trudeau –– woke, feminist bae: https://t.co/9dNL5RWqcb pic.twitter.com/VVSyFNgCAn
— Fusion (@Fusion) August 28, 2016
Trudeau is also a professionally trained boxer, which his millennial fans think is totally rad. Trudeau’s fighting skills were on fully display several months ago when the prime minister “manhandled” a female colleague on the floor of the Canadian House of Commons.
The Prime Minister has been accused of "manhandling" a MP in the House of Commons. https://t.co/qrU0zYH9LZ #cdnpolihttps://t.co/qwaDHQPAK8
— The National (@CBCTheNational) May 19, 2016
Perhaps Trudeau’s training in the ring could be put to better use, for example, in actual boxing match versus an actual man. Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott, a skilled boxer at the University of Oxford who won all (four) of his bouts by knockout before the end of the second round, would probably be up for the challenge.
He’s a look at how the two parliamentarians measure up:
Tony Abbott
Age: 58
Height: 5′ 11”
Weight class: Heavyweight
Body type: Rugged
Education: University of Sydney, University of Oxford
Nickname: “The Whirling Dervisher”
Special skills: Knocking people out
Justin Trudeau
Age: 44
Height: 6′ 2”
Weight class: Light
Body type: Boyish
Education: Collège Jean-de-Brébeuf
Nickname: “The Shirtless Wunderkind,” “The Punchable Face”
Special skills: Spelunking, photobombing
Someone needs to make this happen. It might give the Canadian prime minister a useful outlet for his rage, so he doesn’t have to take it out on female colleagues. Would anyone really shed a tear if Justin Trudeau got punched in the face? Probably not.
They could even make it more interesting by bringing a third experienced boxer into the ring. Justin probably won’t feel so “woke” once he’s reeling from a right hook courtesy of “The Mormon Menace. ”
Mitt Romney to help son host another boxing fundraiser in Utah: Mitt Romney’s son is… https://t.co/F0HoXpTxLh pic.twitter.com/IQYZRpfxb5
— West Jordan News (@westjordanbuzz) June 3, 2016
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