Ted Cruzifer: In The Flesh

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By Heat Street Staff | 2:16 pm, April 28, 2016
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Former House Speaker John Boehner made headlines when he compared Ted Cruz to the devil. The Texas senator was “Lucifer in the flesh,” Boehner said, and “a miserable son of a bitch.”

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Is Ted Cruz the Prince of Darkness. It’s an interesting theory. He is also suspected of being the Zodiac Killer and the lead singer of a Christian metal band. Could it be all of the above? We may never know.

Here are some (unconfirmed) photos of Ted Cruz:

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Legend

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The Omen

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Rosemary.s baby Cruz

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Your worst nightmare

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Here are some photos of Ted Cruz hanging out with the devil.

Bedazzled Cruz

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Devil Advocate Cruz

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The Witches of Eastwick Cruz
The Witches of Eastwick

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