Donald Trump is heading to the Cape Cod and Nantucket over the weekend to raise money for his floundering presidential campaign. He’ll get to hang out with his fellow billionaires, and he might even keep his mouth shut for a couple days, which couldn’t hurt.
Trump’s planned visit to Nantucket appears to have upset some of the sailor bros who inhabit the island during the summer season. They’re organizing a “pro-democracy” rally in order to “say NO to TRUMP” with some help from “clever” signs.
Trump campaign has made an effort to appeal to the broader “bro” demographic by selling Trump branded coozies and solo cups on the campaign’s website. However, the Donald has yet to market anything that might appeal to the exclusive bro demographic often found on Nantucket and Cape Cod, such as fashionable seersucker shorts with “T” logos plastered all over them like tiny critters, or branded boat shoes that are too fancy to actually wear on a boat.