POLL: Help Donald Trump Choose His Cabinet

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By Andrew Stiles | 4:18 pm, October 21, 2016

UPDATE: Donald Trump pulled off an enormous upset Tuesday, defeating Hillary Clinton to become the next president of the United States. The pundits were stunned, the media baffled, the cultural establishment caught completely off guard.

Trump defied the skeptics. Hillary once again lived up to her reputation as a terrible political candidate. She’ll presumably return to a lucrative career on the public speaking circuit, though she’ll likely have to lower her fees a bit.

Trump, meanwhile, must begin the task of assembling a cabinet and staffing his administration. Take our polls (below) and let us know who you think he should choose for top positions.

Original posting:

The Republican Party is circulating an online survey to let voters pick who should hold the top-ranking positions in a potential Donald Trump administration. It looks like fun!

We’ve decided it to make it a little easier by giving you a list of likely candidates to choose from for each position. So have at it. Help Donald Trump assemble the classiest presidential cabinet of all time.

1) Secretary of State


Caitlyn Jenner, Ivanka Trump, or Dennis Rodman?

2) Attorney General


Judge Judy, Juanita Broaddrick or Bob Loblaw (Scott Baio)?

3) Secretary of Veterans Affairs 


Kate Upton, Kid Rock, or George Patton (hologram)?

4) Secretary of Homeland Security 


Rudy Giuliani, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, or Alex Jones?

5) Secretary of Defense


Hulk Hogan, Mike Tyson, or Vladimir Putin?

6) Secretary of Treasury


Carl Icahn, Omarosa, or Barron Trump?

7) Secretary of Labor


Chris Christie, Peter Thiel, or Melania Trump?

8) Secretary of Energy


Sarah Palin, random coal miner, or Grave Digger (monster truck)?

9) Secretary of Health and Human Services


Dr. Ben Carson, Dr. Oz, or Dr. Harold Bornstein?

10) Chief of Staff


Newt Gingrich, Corey Lewandowski, or Donald Trump?

It’s going to be massive.

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