POLL: Democrats’ Favorite Presidents Are Serial Philanderers

Democratic voters are particularly fond of presidents who cheat on their wives and seduce their barely-legal interns, a recent survey has found.

Bill Clinton’s affair with 22-year-old White House intern Monica Lewinsky, which ultimately led to his impeachment and disbarment for perjury, is the most well-known episode of Clinton’s philandering dating back to his days as governor of Arkansas.

Clinton has admitted (under oath) to having a consensual affair with model/actress Gennifer Flowers. Several other women have claimed to have had consensual sexual relations with the former president, including Elizabeth Ward Gracen, a former Miss America. Clinton has also been accused of sexual assault and rape.

Hillary’s husband has also faced scrutiny for his friendly relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, a billionaire investor convicted of soliciting an underage girl for prostitution. Flight logs show that Bill Clinton flew multiple times on Epstein’s private jet, affectionately nicknamed the “Lolita Express,” and may have traveled to Epstein’s private island in the in the U.S. Virgin Islands, also known as “Orgy Island.”

John F. Kennedy was an even more prolific philander than Clinton, as far as we know. Kennedy reportedly had extramarital dalliances with a number of Hollywood starlets, including Marilyn Monroe, and several White House employees and interns, including his wife’s own secretary, and a 19-year-old intern named Mimi Alford, who wrote about her affair with JFK in a 2012 memoir. According to Alford, the Democrats’ favorite president once successfully dared her to perform oral sex on one of Kennedy’s aides in the White House pool.