Is there a Trump sniffle?
— Jake Silverstein (@jakesilverstein) September 27, 2016
More as the story develops…
UPDATE (9:23 p.m.): The sniffle is a thing — liberal media rejoices:
Trump has a sniffle right now in front of 90 million people because God exists and He has a karmic sense of humor.
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) September 27, 2016
The DT sniffle is gonna become a thing…no?
— David Gregory (@davidgregory) September 27, 2016
Is he on blow? Trumped up sniffle down. #Debates
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 27, 2016
Trump got that mid-70s Scorsese thirsty nose sniffle.
— Andy Greenwald (@andygreenwald) September 27, 2016
Wow. I really didn't imagine he'd bomb this badly. (Sniffle sniffle snort.)
— Seth Mnookin (@sethmnookin) September 27, 2016
Sniffle-down economics https://t.co/GFrmMLQkKy
— Rick Hasen (@rickhasen) September 27, 2016
UPDATE II (9:28 p.m.):
And of course there’s already a parody account…
I'll make more jobs. Way more *SNIFF* jobs. I'm the *SNIFF* best at making jobs. In the tissue industry. #debate #Debates2016
— Trump's sniffle (@TrumpSniffle) September 27, 2016