Woke celebrity Lena Dunham has been struggling to cope with Donald Trump’s victory over Hillary Clinton in the U.S. presidential election. She has sought “restorative” solace in the Arizona wilderness, where she has whispered wishes to the rocks and asked the canyon for “guidance.”
Dunham and other celebrities had pledged to immediately flee to Canada if Trump won the election, where they could live under the regime of Justin Trudeau, a “woke bae” prime minister who occasionally jumps out of caves and photobombs beach weddings.
These anti-Trump celebs do not appear to be in any rush to follow through on these pledges. Dunham, for example, isn’t moving to Canada after all. She continues to roam American soil in search of a “safe space” and appears to have found a new one that just might blow your mind.
“I interrupt this restorative weekend to let you know that I have a new passion/safe space and it’s pictures of dogs with crystals on their heads,” Dunham posted to Instagram on Sunday. The accompanying photo (of frightened dog forced to pose with a crystal on its head) has garnered nearly 30,000 likes.
Dunham noted that the photo was originally posted by Energy Muse, an online retailer of “inspirational crystal jewelry.” The shop’s Instagram account promises “all the inspiration you need to further your spiritual journey + immerse yourself in the mystical world of crystal energy,” and is presumably one of the premier websites on which to find pictures of dogs posing with crystals. If that’s your thing.
Treat yourself + recharge with a crystal bath. It's the height of relaxation, allowing you to put yourself first and set aside a moment of time that's exclusively about recharging your life force. And maybe your furry friend will join you 🐶 // link in bio #crystalbath #crystalsofinstagram #crystalsofig
Feeling safe yet? The Energy Muse account also posts words of inspiration, such as this “pledge of allegiance” for the spiritually woke.
Tag a fellow #lightworker // When confronted with something that makes you uncomfortable, don’t submit to the urge to slide into a spiritual sleep. You, as a lightworker, are being summoned. These moments are calls for you to shine where darkness seeks to squander your light. Rather than curse this moment, thank it. You are spiritually awake, you have heard your calling, and you will not surrender your power. As we go within, we release ourselves of limitation and realize that we are always free // link to our full post in bio ✨🙌🙏🏻 #lightworkers #lightworkersunite #lightworkersunited #lightworkersstandup
Some of the photos do not contains dogs. This one, for example, shows a semi-nude man lying on the floor and covered in colorful rocks.
Whatever the community of people who believe in crystals is called — lightworkers? — it would seem that Hillary Clinton did not make a sufficient effort to reach out to them during the campaign. Maybe that’s why she lost?
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