LOSER’S DISCOUNT: Hillary Clinton Campaign Merch Goes on Clearance

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By Andrew Stiles | 6:38 pm, November 16, 2016

Hillary Clinton didn’t win the presidential election, but your wallet can still “win” thanks to this amazing clearance sale on Hillary campaign merchandise.

The Clinton campaign, which presumably has some debt it would like to retire, sent out an email Wednesday notifying supporters of this hot opportunity to “stand with Democrats” by purchasing some “deeply discounted items” from the campaign shop.

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Items on sale include this cool Hillary Clinton button with the slogan “I trust her.” It’s price has been SLASHED from $5 to $2, a real bargain for the budget conscious shopper. Does anyone still trust Hillary after blowing the election? Probably not, but a deal is a deal.

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This anti-Trump bumper stick can be had for 80 percent off the original price. Wow!

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If you want to get your hands on an official Hillary Clinton campaign “woman card,” however, you’ll have to pay full price. Sad!

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