Huma Abedin has finally announced she will be leaving the disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner after a new round of tighty-whitey clad penis pics reached the press. This means Weiner’s wiener will be out on the prowl, looking for a new lucky lady he could marry — and then disgrace with surreptitious, gross sexting.
Luckily, your friends at Heat Street have found the ultra-exclusive, totally real, Weiner (aka, Carlos Danger) Tinder profile, that we definitely did not just forge up a few minutes ago.