Lawyer, author, mentor, juice aficionado and new media alpha superstar Mike Cernovich just got a major scoop this weekend, hours before the lamestream, establishment media.
While 60 Minutes was calling him “fake news,” Cernovich was pounding pavement reporting the Susan Rice story, which blew Washington wide open. So who is this journalist who has so much raw skill that even Donald Trump Jr. thinks he should win a Pulitzer?
Here’s everything you need to know about Michael Christian Cernovich.
1. He wrote a book.
2. He’s got at least a few thousand bucks IN CASH.
3. He gives awesome travel advice.
4. He got a super sweet alimony deal from his ex-wife.
5. The ladies love his “super serum.”
6. He thinks the 14th Amendment is for CUCKS!
7. Shampoo is also for CUCKS!
8. He was on Fox News…
… but got banned from TV for being too effective.
9. Seth Rogan’s wife totally wants to bang him.
10. He can hear electromagnetic waves with his mind.
11. He had the Gorilla Mindset™ even in high school…
… even though his parents thought he was gay
12. He gives great sex advice. (Listen up, fellas!)
13. He’s got, uh, really, uh, questionable views on rape…
14. He always has time for the gym!
15. He wrote another book!
16. He’s got the best vitamin supplements—but can’t sell them because they work too well.
17. The deep state is after him.
18. He’s an ardent believer in Pizzagate
19. He hates when the fake news media calls him “alt right.”
20. He has a keen eye for a scoop that will serve him well in his journalism career.
Pull up, get some lady boy action in a van, and leave. Somehow I always see the real shady side of a city. pic.twitter.com/o0BmiUCI9r
— Mike Cernovich 🇺🇸 (@Cernovich) September 1, 2015
Cernovich, more like Cernorich, talented and successful! Can’t wait to see this superstar shoot past the stars and into the White House. That Press Secretary podium could definitely use a little super serum!
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