Bill Clinton Spied In Phone Play Action with Younger Woman

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By Andrew Stiles | 2:38 pm, December 20, 2016
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Former President Bill Clinton visited the New York state legislature on Monday to cast his vote as a member of the Electoral College. Clinton and the other state electors cast their votes for his wife, Hillary, the person most people expected to be the next president. Some people found this poignant.

Others did not, including Bill, who attended the voting ceremony solo, and struck up some friendly banter with New York Lt. Gov. Kathy Hochul. The ex-prez was oozing charisma, as always.

Clinton eagerly shared some photos on his phone. They could have been photos of his grandchildren, or something with more of a NSFW vibe. We may never know the truth.

Clinton seemed awfully pleased with himself, or he was simply revealed to be out the house.

Hillary Clinton’s location remains unknown, but she has been spotted periodically in the New York wilderness.

Bill, who appears to suffered from a “manspreading” problem, is rumored to keep a blonde mistress known to Secret Service agents as the “Energizer.”

A┬áconfirmed philanderer, Bill Clinton once reportedly described President Obama as being “luckier than a dog with two dicks.”