Jurisdictions across the country are declaring war on manspreading, a vile tactic that men use to take up space and exert their manliness in a crowd.
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That’s bad new for wannabe First Man Bill Clinton. According to a photographic analysis, the former president has a serial manspreading problem that spans decades.
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See for yourself.
[WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTOS]
Not cool, Bill.
Look at him. He doesn’t give a solitary sh*t, does he?
Safety first! A wayward child could easily bang her head on those protruding knees.
Sometimes when you’re hanging out with another bro, you get the urge to spread. That doesn’t make it okay. Two wrongs, etc.
Your friends might smile awkwardly at first, but they’ll never want to sit next to you again.
Seriously, you’re making everyone around you uncomfortable.
That’s former NBA shot-blocking legend Dikembe Mutombo. He’s 7’2″ tall. Surely Bill could never out-manspread him. No way.
AYFKM??!!! WTF WJC?!!
There, that’s a good boy.
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Photos: Getty Images, Clinton Foundation