Bill Clinton Has a Manspreading Problem and That’s Not OK

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By Andrew Stiles | 9:31 pm, May 17, 2016
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Jurisdictions across the country are declaring war on manspreading, a vile tactic that men use to take up space and exert their manliness in a crowd.

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That’s bad new for wannabe First Man Bill Clinton. According to a photographic analysis, the former president has a serial manspreading problem that spans decades.

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See for yourself.

[WARNING: GRAPHIC PHOTOS]

Bill Clinton Spread

Not cool, Bill.

Bill Clinton Spread

Look at him. He doesn’t give a solitary sh*t, does he?

Bill Clinton Spread

Safety first! A wayward child could easily bang her head on those protruding knees. 

Bill Clinton Spread

Sometimes when you’re hanging out with another bro, you get the urge to spread. That doesn’t make it okay. Two wrongs, etc.

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Your friends might smile awkwardly at first, but they’ll never want to sit next to you again.

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Seriously, you’re making everyone around you uncomfortable.

Bill Clinton Spread

That’s former NBA shot-blocking legend Dikembe Mutombo. He’s 7’2″ tall. Surely Bill could never out-manspread him. No way.

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AYFKM??!!! WTF WJC?!!

Bill Clinton Spread

There, that’s a good boy.

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TAKE THE POLL

Photos: Getty Images, Clinton Foundation

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