There are plenty of things America loves about the Brits – Kate Middleton, Downton Abbey, Damian Lewis – and plenty it still doesn’t understand. ‘Having a fag’, for example, means to smoke a cigarette.
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But followers of every Brit’s favorite Twitter account @SoVeryBritish will no longer have this problem. The brilliant account is called ‘Very British Problems’ and it does two things. First, it describes things that are problematic for limeys:
And second, it translates English into American. So here’s your complete guide to keeping calm and carrying on: