Whether you believe Sopranos or The Wire is the greatest television show of all time, I think we all can agree that top-10 lists will soon need to be redrawn. Yep, “Cash Me Ousside” Girl, aka Danielle Bregoli, has just signed a deal for a reality TV show, according to TMZ.
The report is scant on details, like which production company signed her (TMZ insists it’s a major one) or where the show will air, but it’s certain this will be television gold. Think Jersey Shore meets Flavor of Love with a dash of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Basically everything you could want out of trashy reality TV.
Bregoli rose to Internet fame after an appearance on Dr. Phil, where she threatened to fight the audience members in her signature “Florida white girl trying really hard to sound black” accent. Unlike most viral stars, her fame did not fade away after 15 minutes, as she managed to stay in the headlines by getting in fights with airplane passengers and even her mother.
Her social media following is massive, with a whopping 8.4 million Instagram followers. She even charges about $30,000 for public appearances (that’s almost twice as much as Waka Flocka Flame).
The reality show will only cement her meteoric rise into iconic American royalty. God, I love the Internet.
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