Cops Find Over 19 Grand On Deranged Spitting Homeless Woman

Balance has been temporarily restored to Manhattan’s posh Upper East Side neighborhood.

Police finally arrested the Hilda Barrion — known as “The Spitting Lady of 77th Street” — who became a neighborhood menace for allegedly spitting on children and spewing obscenities.  Apparently attacking Manhattan’s families is big business — Barrion was found with $19,133 cash.

Barrion’s partner in crime, her nephew Gabriel Uno, was also arrested.  Police also found her in possession of a spaghetti strainer and sewing needles.

Residents long complained about Barrion’s terrorism for years.  Frustrated by the lack of action by the city, locals started a petition and Facebook group demanding action.

“She deserves it,” said Margie Kaiser, a manicurist who works in the area. “She spits on everybody. She doesn’t have good aim but she spits.”

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