A new Far Cry’s coming out, cool. It’s set in Montana, sweet. You fight some kind of weird religious cult/militia, sign me up!
My day was going great until the people who make me mad online had to ruin it.
Yep, the new poster for Far Cry 5 shows a group of white people with an American flag who are presumably the bad guys and liberals are tripping over themselves in an orgy of self gratification at the prospect of shooting potential Trump voters in the virtual space.
Here’s another cuck from New York Rag (get it?) absolutely gushing at the prospect of playing the most egregious white genocide simulator since Battlefield 1.
i can’t wait to kill white men in far cry 5 and have this tweet embedded on heat street
— brian feldman (@bafeldman) May 24, 2017
Oof low engagement. Better luck next time, Faildman. I’m not mad.
Whelp you’re probably starting to realize I wrote this whole article out of personal grievance, but fuck it I’ll keep going.
— Brian Altano (@agentbizzle) May 24, 2017
Look at this! How dare you photoshop our president!
Shit, I’m running out of outrage juice. Lemme just put in a few more easy bait tweets from nobodies.
im excited for far cry 5, i hope its just you killing republicans
— Adam (@Cadam02) May 24, 2017
every time some connects Far Cry 5 to Trump I get a little harder
— Techsupport.exe (@The_Vandersteen) May 24, 2017
Far Cry 5 has potential, but success as analysis/satire will depend on skewering "moderate" politics as well as extremism (see: Get Out).
— Arthur Gies (@aegies) May 24, 2017
Hurr durr, it has to satirize the literal Republican party, not just random rednecks in Montana. Great take Arthur.
I hate everything. I’m done.