Star Wars Episode VIII Leaked Plots

Today is May the 4th Be With You Day, and the internet is all abuzz with Star Wars.

Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) gave an interview with The Sun confirming that the original The Force Awakens script began with a floating severed hand holding a lightsaber. It’s an important detail because a plot synopsis for The Force Awakens that leaked prior to the film’s release had this exact detail. It shows that every Star Wars leaked plot deserves at least a little bit of scrutiny.

So far not much is known about Episode VIII. It is directed by Rian Johnson (Looper, Brick) and will be released December 15, 2017.  New cast members include Benicio Del Toro, Laura Dern and Kelly Marie Tran. Everything else about the movie is a black box.

Real or fake, the following Star Wars Episode VIII “leaks” pulled from from the internet, are at least good reads.

 

This leak came from Reddit’s r/StarWarsLeaks. It contains one of the cheesiest lines in movie history that would probably make me walk out of the theatre.

Spoilers:

 

This next one’s copied from 4chan/v/ and describes the first half of the film. 

Star Wars Episode VIII

I am in a position that allows me to know certain details regarding the movie. There have been a lot of “leaks” recently that the crew has found nothing short of hilarious. People have been teasing Daisy Ridley calling her ‘My father’ on set as a joke after the whole bullshit Reddit post which went viral regarding Rey being the reincarnation of Anakin.

Now regarding the movie, here is a bit of information which some of you may find enticing.

– Laura Dern’s character is named Asala Qurd. She is playing the leader of one of the Republic’s military cruisers who were not near the planet that Starkiller blew up. She was a part of the group of politicians and military leaders who believed that the First Order posed no threat, and there is a verbal confrontation between her and Leia in which Dern says ‘ The daughter of Darth Vader has no right to lecture me!’

– Poe Dameron has more screen time and isn’t just in an X-wing like most of TFA.

– Hayden Christenson shot a scene during the nighttime at Pinewood, in which he communicates with both Luke and Rey.

– Kelly Tran is a really cool individual and is a really kind person who can’t act. I have no idea why they cast her in Star Wars. Her characters’ name is Shtala Zi, and is a Resistance contact on the planet that houses Beneicio Del Toro, more on him later. She has a safe-house there and it is seen that Poe knows her from before. Shtala goes out with Finn and Poe on a reconnaissance mission, and just as Finn starts getting attached to her and flirting a bit, The First Order strikes and it is made to seem that she died as she disappears after a huge explosion.

– Yoda also appears to Rey alone, but does speak to Luke without his actual ghost appearing.

– Captain Phasma appears and a gunfight between her squadron and Finn and Poe occurs, with Poe being wounded as he is shot at his wrist. ( I’m not sure but I think they’re going to let his hand be blown off to continue the tradition of a hand being cut off in each episode. )

– Luke explains to Rey the story of Kylo Ren, and how he destroyed everything Luke built after he was corrupted by Snoke. He also speaks of how Han and Ben Solo never really got along, as Ben saw Han as absent from his life. This absence allowed Snoke to really play with his mind.

– Luke mentions Qui-Gon Jin when explaining the light side to Rey.

– No Lando.

– Del Toro is a former bounty hunter and was a leader in the Republic who was not present during the explosion which destroyed the capital. After seeing the devastation, he decides that maybe joining the First Order is his only option and has extremely classified information regarding the Resistance that he plans on giving them in return for immunity. Kylo Ren kills him after Del Toro snickers at Kylo. I have no idea what his name in the movie is.

– Rey is extremely strong with the force but is erratic with it. She tends to tap into the dark side when sparring with Luke which makes him unwilling to train her. Luke has the company of a small animal furry thing on his island, which looks like a cross between a dog, an Ewok and a lizard.

– Leia is wounded in an explosion which prompts Luke to action, Rey also feels a disturbance in the force. They leave on the Falcon to join the rest.

– That’s all I really have. The second half of the third act of the movie is EXTREMELY under wraps. Literally maybe 8 people know what is going down. I asked someone who knows and she told me, “ You’ll wanna wait and see it in a crowded movie theatre.”