Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is adored by U.S. liberals who are tired of pretending to be excited about Hillary Clinton. He goes on shirtless spelunking adventures, he photobombs weddings (also shirtless), and he’s just an all-around “woke, feminist bae.”
Justin Trudeau –– woke, feminist bae: https://t.co/9dNL5RWqcb pic.twitter.com/VVSyFNgCAn
— Fusion (@Fusion) August 28, 2016
Sometimes it takes a child’s eye to see the truth. Trudeau was utterly humiliated on an airport tarmac in Canada over the weekend, when a visiting Prince George, age 3, refused to succumb to the “woke” prime minister’s alleged charisma. Trudeau’s attempts to secure both high and low fives from the future king were rebuffed, as was his attempt at a formal handshake. George just stood there staring at his pathetic face.
Young Prince George shuns high-five, low-five from Canada's Trudeau https://t.co/e3GgjwghXp
— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) September 25, 2016
I mean, come on. You don’t have to be a child to think that’s creepy AF.

Sorry, Justin. Who’s the wokest bloke in the Commonwealth now, eh?
Here’s the full video of the encounter:
It’s not like George is intimidated by meeting powerful world leaders. Earlier this year, the prince introduced himself to President Obama while wearing a bath robe like a total boss. (At least he shook the president’s hand.)

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