#NeymusicoMuito feliz por mais essa conquista, galera. Com vocês, uma palinha da minha 1ª música de trabalho: “Yo Necesito”. Curtiram? #Neymusico
Posted by Neymar Jr. on Wednesday, September 14, 2016
Reports emerged on Monday that Neymar would be releasing a song from an upcoming album. Immediately interest was piqued at what kind of train wreck it would be. Let’s be real: When athletes become musicians it’s normally horrible, except for Shaquille O’Neal’s 1993 song “(I Know I Got) Skillz,” which is the greatest piece of music in human history — but I digress.
So Neymar told everyone to watch his Facebook page on Wednesday for his first song to drop, and we got this. It’s okay if you don’t speak Portugese, because here’s a translation of the horrible song.
To play the ball I need boldness and joy. To play the ball I need boldness and joy, to be be with the fates, to be with the fates. É ‘tois’. É ‘tois’. É ‘tois’
What the hell does that mean?
Well, nothing — not really. This is all an elaborate inside joke between Neymar and Brazilian singer Thiaguinho. In 2013 Thiaguinho started a craze by making the letter “T” with his arms during concerts, which Neymar adopted as a goal celebration.
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It stood for “trois,” meaning “us,” and was designed to refer to the singer and soccer player thinking alike. They even developed a motto together: boldness and joy. Recognize that from the song?
Wait … so did Neymar just attract the attention of the world to make a joke with his friend?
Yup.
So there’s no real album?
Judging from the song, hopefully not.
Ugh.
Indeed.
This article was written by James Dator from SB Nation and was legally licensed through the NewsCred publisher network.
