This is what it sounds like when derp flies.
The sudden death of music legend Prince on Thursday shocked the world, and left bereaved fans looking for answers. He was only 57 years old. Police reportedly found Prince collapsed in an elevator in his Minneapolis studio.
How did he die? An autopsy is scheduled for Friday, but already some bizarre theories have emerged to explain what really happened to Prince.
Was the Zika virus responsible for Prince’s untimely demise? Another music legend, Aretha Franklin, raised the possibility during an appearance on MSNBC.
“They are saying [Prince had] flu-like symptoms. I’m wondering if it had anything to do with this Zika virus,” Franklin said.
That’s unlikely, because according to the Centers for Disease Control, individuals infected with the Zika virus “very rarely die.”
Professional bunker dweller and shouty radio man Alex Jones offered a disappointingly predictable explanation for what may have killed Prince, who was a noted conspiracy theorist in his own right.
Prince may have been a victim of “massive chemtrail spraying,” the process by which, according to some conspiracy theorists, chemicals are added to airline jet fuel and dispersed across the nation in order to slowly poison and/or impose mind control upon the population or whatever.
Prince, and the recently deceased country legend Merle Haggard, had expressed concern about chemtrails. Were they taken out by a globalist cartel in an effort to keep the public in the dark? Yeah, maybe, I guess.
WWE legend Chyna also died this week. Her position on chemtrails is not known at this time.