The shadowy gay illuminati is coming for your kids!
I’m not joking. The new family film Lego Batman has been praised by critics, but few are pointing out its heinous indoctrination of our children. Thanks to heroes in journalism like Michael Hamilton at PJ Media, we now know of the coded gay agenda in the film.
Apparently the movie includes a subversive gay adoption. In the film, Lego Robin is adopted by both Lego Bruce Wayne and Lego Batman. DISGUSTING!
For example, two men adopting a son together sounds like a dream come true to Richard, the orphan Bruce Wayne adopts without telling him he’s Batman. That’s why, when Richard hesitates to board a bat vehicle without Bruce-Dad’s permission, Batman tells him he and Bruce-Dad share custody of him. Richard doesn’t need Bruce-Dad’s permission; he has Bat-Dads!
This solution thrills Richard, who unblinkingly climbs aboard (and later becomes Robin). The bubbly young man is tickled as he spells it out for viewers: Yesterday, he didn’t have a dad, and now he has two dads! Viewers may laugh, because they know it’s a farce: Bruce-Dad and Bat-Dad are one. Richard doesn’t learn the truth until the end, when Bat-Dad pulls off his mask to reveal Bruce-Dad’s face and tells Richard to call him “Dads.”
Hamilton also mentions that this messaging is hidden in plain view. It’s apparently carefully woven into the story to make it “subliminal (and potentially powerful).” Your child won’t even know he/she is being turned gay by Hollywood propaganda.
Another hero of family values echoed the same sentiment. John-Henry Western, of the pro-family, pro-America, anti-Satan blog Life Site News, warns parents to keep their children away from this gay adoption manual.
It was chock full of pro-gay propaganda. Think the sexual innuendo of the Flintstones minus the real humor. It seemed the creators were so anxious to subtly indoctrinate the little ones into the gender ideology that making it humorous came as a distant second thought.
Sure Lego Bruce Wayne and Lego Batman may be the same person, but their dual adoption is no less a sin in the eyes of the lord. Lying with thyself as thy would with a women is just as as bad as lying with thy neighbor’s husband as thy would with thy neighbor’s wife. I think that’s somewhere in the Bible.
When will the madness end! How long until kids take what they learned from Lego Batman and start gay adopting their own legos. Many young children have dozens of lego people in their homes right now. They could gay adopt any number of them, and there’s nothing you can do as a parent to stop them.
Parents must band together and force Lego Bruce Wayne to get a church-sanctioned annulment from Lego Batman, so that Robin will be raised in a straight one-parent household rather than a gay two-parent household. Just like God intended.