University of Nevada Cancels ‘Sausage Party’ Screening Because a Douche ‘Raped’ a Juice Box

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By William Hicks | 2:36 pm, October 14, 2016
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The University of Nevada removed Seth Rogen’s animated film Sausage Party from a list of free screenings after students complained about the “rape scene.”

The student film committee decided the film wasn’t a good fit after receiving emails from other students raising objections to the scene.

However, the rape scene in question isn’t really a rape. It’s a scene were a giant douche sucks the juice out of a juice box through a hole in the box’s crotch area. While the scene has sexual implications, the douche is in fact simply draining the juice box of his life force to refill its own which was lost earlier in the film. The douche is in fact murdering the juice box as a vampire would to its prey.

Sure the douche does say, “If you f—king tell anyone about this, I’m gonna deny it, bro.” But this is more to protect his male fragility against the homoerotic implications of the murder.

Judge the scene for yourself:

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