Madonna Boosts Trump Campaign by Offering to Perform Sex Act for All Hillary Clinton Voters

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By Heat Street Staff | 1:14 pm, October 19, 2016

Madonna teamed up with Amy Schumer last night to give the 2016 US Presidential election a fresh twist.

Still reeling from 200 fans leaving her show in Florida because of her negative comments about Donald Trump, Schumer had Madonna introduce her onstage last night at Madison Square Garden.

Her Madgesty told the crowd: “If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob. I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I have eye contact and I do swallow.”

Of course, some people out there thought the introduction was the definition of perfection, but her intervention (and puffy appearance) got a mixed reception on social media:

Others didn’t think it was appropriate for the longstanding Queen of Pop to be Amy Schumer’s warm-up act:

Schumer herself just can’t let Trump go. A β€œTrump Supporter Trigger Warning” flashed on the screen behind her at her New York concert.

She also read out a fake apology letter to the city of Tampa that said: β€œDearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now.” She also apologized for calling Trump β€œan orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster,” but added none of this will matter soon because Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton will be “mothafucking President.”