An independent journalist and “annoying-voiced” patriot was peacefully filming Portland’s “Slut Walk” when he was intercepted by a rabid gang of “feminist beardos.”
(NSFW video below)
Feminist beardos are a special subset of male feminists who believe their stylish hipster beards give them the right to speak over women on feminist issues.
These beardos were patrolling the Slut Walk, a protest against rape culture through public nudity, in pink “Ally Squad” t-shirts, looking for a fight to prove their white knight credentials.
They targeted our protagonist with the nails on chalkboard voice for exercising his First Amendment rights and filming in a public space. They tried to intimidate the man, who in return became super aggressive and annoying, thus escalating the situation to a near physical fight.
The confrontation is finally defused when a woman talks the “Ally Squad” down, telling them to sit in a corner, count to 10 and stroke their finely kempt beards.
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