Four-Year-Old Kardashian Kid Already Fending Off ‘Cultural Appropriation’ Accusations

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By Jillian Kay Melchior | 5:41 pm, December 2, 2016

The littlest Kardashian isn’t even five yet, and she’s already being accused of cultural appropriation.

The Hollywood Gossip perked up today when Kourtney Kardashian posted a photo of her four-year-old daughter, Penelope, sporting heels and braids. Writer Angelina Ho-lie couldn’t believe that anyone, four-year-olds included, could walk down stairs in heels.


“We won’t even talk about Penelope’s myriad braids,” Ho-lie writes before doing precisely that, “which, guys, she’s not responsible for—because everybody’s pretty sure that’s called ‘Kardashian cultural appropriation,’ which they’re good at, and nobody wants to open that can of worms.”

Except Ho-lie, who still can’t even. “Most of the Kardashians/Jenners have donned dreadlocks and box braids and everything in between, so perhaps a four-year-old child should get a break, considering she likely doesn’t do her own hair. Those people who can’t walk down a staircase in heels are also likely to be the ones who can’t even braid their own hair, so we doubt a four-year-old could pull off that feat, despite being stair-agile.”

Far be it from us to suggest that the real issue people should be raising is what parent in her right mind would let a four year old walk down a steep flight of stairs wearing high heel shoes that don’t fit? Paging child services …