Welcome aboard, Dan Le Batard! According to our latest records, you’re a racist. All it takes is for two or more public figures to claim such and, Bingo!, you’re a racist!
Last week on his Miami-based ESPN TV and radio show, Le Batard reacted to the selection of Magic Johnson to run the Lakers’ (dis)organization with applicable sense:
He said it seems Johnson was chosen because he was a great player and remains a popular and charming presence, but was not selected for his basketball business acumen, thus he’s a bad choice.
Le Batard’s position was bolstered by none other than Magic Johnson, whose two engagements as an ESPN NBA expert painfully showed him detached from the NBA’s players and issues. To many-to-most clear-minded NBA fans, it was tough to disagree with Le Batard.
As for those who chose to recognize that Le Batard was saying Johnson, as a black man, is unqualified for his new position, then they’ve got the problem, not Le Batard.
Still, Le Batard’s take was quickly seized by ESPN’s Los Angeles-based Keyshawn Johnson, the former attention-starved, all-about-me pain-in-the-arse NFL WR — the kind of ex-player ESPN prefers to hire to proffer his opinion — who concluded Le Batard’s take is racist. K. Johnson’s public position was soon publicly supported by ex-Laker Mychal Thompson. And that’s all it takes, all it took.
Canon roared throughout the land and the accusations against Le Batard became the soup and sandwich of the day on sports-talk TV and radio everywhere. This just in: According to reports, Dan Le Batard is a racist!
And so a reckless interpretation became a matter of fact and/or inflamed debate because two public figures said — hoped? — it’s true. And now Le Batard will forever be minimally but accurately known as an accused racist.
Of course, there was not a word of support for Le Batard from ESPN, which is run by frightened executives who tiptoe a safe, one-way path on issues of politics and race.
Oddly enough, there might be some evidence that Le Batard, a Cuban-American, is a racist — an anti-white one. Last spring, he condemned Goose Gossage’s cuss-strewn lament that the game is no longer played the “right way,” i.e., immodest demonstrations and failures to even run to first base have become standard.
Le Batard mocked Gossage as someone who actually meant the game is no longer played “the white way,” which was more silly than racist. For example, soon Dave Roberts, the Dodgers’ half-Asian, half-black manager, yanked Yasiel Puig, a black Cuban, for again failing to run to first.
So does Roberts prefer the game be played “the white way,” or does Le Batard regard running to first and modest public behavior a race-based option?
ESPN, of course, let that slide.
Naturally, last week’s explosive non-issue issue had to pass the inspection of ESPN’s all-purpose go-to guy, Stephen A. Smith, who provided his usual superficial, simple-minded hollering wisdom.
Le Batard, he said, is dead wrong because as an all-time Lakers great, Magic Johnson, “with five NBA titles!,” is the obvious guy to run the Lakers. The only one at least as qualified, spewed Smith, is Kobe Bryant.
We’ll leave it to Smith to explain thousands of examples to the contrary. But given his reasoning, he can now explain how Gregg Popovich, who didn’t play, let alone star, in the NBA, coached five championship teams, and how one of baseball’s greatest players, Ted Williams, was 273-364 as a manager.
Smith, if he gets a chance, also could explain how Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower, who’d never been in combat, successfully served as the Allies’ World War II European commander.
Anyway, time to update Dan Le Batard’s bio.
This article was originally published in the New York Post.
