Hurricane Matthew Racism

Did You Know Hurricane Matthew Is a Racist?

By William Hicks | 12:51 pm, October 7, 2016

If you were  unaware non-human entities, lacking minds, bodies or even solid form could be racist, you clearly need to educate yourself.

Just check out the Twitter feed of woke mansplaining crusader and environmental racism reporter Aura Bogado. She’s speaking the truth on cis, white, male Hurricane Matthew.

But Bogado’s not the only one who sees something racist about Hurricane Matt. Apparently he can be anthropomorphized into a rapey racist frat bro.

Some with severely lacking imaginations disagreed with the racist label, but thank god, others were there to correct them.

Wow, it’s 2016 and hurricane’s still think its okay to be openly racist.

But Hurricane Matthew’s bigotry doesn’t end there. He’s also a major homophobe. According to right-wing Christian writer Andrew Bieszad, the hurricane is hitting Florida to stop a pride parade!

Now we know that Florida is an area that is infected with sin, especially cities such as Miami and Orlando, which are veritable dens of sodomy.

But instead of looking at mere particularities, I thought I would ask a broader question- Is there any “homosexual” activities going on this month in either the Orlando or Savannah areas? Sure enough, I found that both Orlando and Savannah are having massive sodomite pride parades this month, especially in Orlando, which is sponsoring this very weekend as the hurricane is about to hit a massive “coming out” parade sponsored no less than with the major support of the city itself and major corporate backers.

This hurricane is clearly out of control, and no one is doing anything about it. Is Obama just going to sit by and let this hate crime go unpunished?

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