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Previous generations settled for sex symbols like Elvis, James Dean, and Burt Reynolds. Yes, these men all carried a handsome physique, but none of them promised the nation large walls, a return to national greatness, or unprecedented economic growth.
Which is why we should all be thankful for President Donald Trump — and for his status as America’s most prominent hunk. A few live-action porn studio have attempted to capitalize on the president’s mass appeal, but many of these films’ directors lack the innovation or imagination of the president’s online admirers.
Trump’s figure has been a source of inspiration for countless artists. No place better showcases the president’s inventive admirers better than DeviantArt.com. With nearly complete creative freedom, Deviant Art acts as an incubator for some of the world’s most daring minds. I invite you to come with me on this transcendental journey through this awe-inspiring world.
This first work, mysteriously titled “trump-kun…” is notable because of its intersection of sexuality and history. As one can see, the artist, corgisaurus, depicts a hidden love affair between President Trump and former German leader Adolf Hitler. The artist’s choice to illustrate Trump’s hair in the traditional anime style signifies the cross-cultural appeal of the work. Like a modern-day Picasso, corgisaurus appropriates the artistic style from a variety of societies to create a challenging collage.
With the work’s dialogue element, I also ask myself, “What if they do get caught?” The open-ended question, combined with Trump’s missing ears, create an aura of mystery around the piece.
A more detailed analysis of the work’s technical triumphs can be learned from the work’s comment section: 
One exciting advantage of an online gallery are the collaborative implications. As user shinjiczar points out, the artist excels in featuring the president’s “moist hands” (in case you didn’t notice).
This next piece appears at a particularly sensitive moment for the transgender community. “Donald Trump X Glenn Beck yaoi with rim job action,” by the artist kawaiicaust, brings the issue of transgender rights to the forefront of the Deviant Art community. Trump’s noticeable confidence here as a transitioned women is clearly deliberate. The radiating sun, combined with (presumably) purple-haired Glenn Beck’s camera, makes Donald the true star of the entire beach. This, coupled with the subtle Nazi imagery, creates a truly complex work.
As you’ll immediately notice, this piece, Kawaii Waifu, by JaidenK, is a dramatic stylistic departure from the previous works. Clearly influenced by the realist school, the artist maintains the popular theme of Trump as a transgendered woman. Patriotic, conservative, and sexy, the president’s outfit reflects his campaign themes.
For our last work, in what I hope to be a continuing series (if I’m not fired by the end of the day), features Trump with a new romantic interest. The bald, baby-like figure embracing Trump, illuminates how easily we can get out of touch with our child-like innocence.
Cryptically entitled “!!!F2U!!!DONALD TRUMP X OC BASE!!! OwO,” SkeletonNekoGems12 reminds the viewer that despite the president’s immense power, he remains very human. Even Trump seems struck by his own humanity — his eyes are wide open in shock, his cheeks flushed with humility.
The contemporary art world, long plagued with degeneracy and silly stunts, could learn from the raw emotion pouring out from the talented creators at Deviant Art.
