If any video is not safe for work, this is it.
The video, of an aggressively naked man running amok near Temple University, has gone viral in Philadelphia. In less than two-and-a-half minutes, it easily shows more full-frontal male nudity than all six seasons of Game of Thrones. This is peak nakes.
The hero who filmed this escapade approached the naked man, asking him why he wasn’t wearing a stitch of clothing. “Who cares? My mom doesn’t believe in God,” he responds.
It gets crazier from there. The naked man stands in a traffic intersection, periodically squatting and waving his hands at traffic while yelling, “Slavery existed!”
The cops show up, and the naked man takes off running. He briefly tries to cower behind a horrified bystander. As he bolts barefoot and stark naked, he shouts, “I’m going to die!”
The cops finally catch up to him, wielding Tasers, which seem not to faze him much. It takes four officers to subdue him.
The Instagram user who filmed and posted the whole debacle has since removed it. Lucky (or perhaps unlucky) for you, it proliferated online, and you can see the whole thing below. But it’s really, truly, completely not safe for work at all.