Pewdiepie Not Man Enough to Delete His Channel

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By William Hicks | 12:24 pm, December 9, 2016

It appears Pewdiepie doesn’t have the balls to commit career suicide and nuke his earning potential with the touch of a button. After promising to delete his channel at noon EST in protest of YouTube’s management, he instead came out with this smug, unmanly video declaring it all a joke.

I know if I had the choice between $12 million a year and proving a point, I’d prove my damn point every time, because I’m a man and I eat steak.

Pewdiepie once blamed his oppression by YouTube on being white. Maybe he should blame it on not being a man, too.

As a paid clickbait journalist, I scoff at $12 mil. If I just write 12,000 articles a day, I could easily make more than Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie should give his YouTube channel to me instead. I’d make it a man’s channel. Unlike Pewdiepie, cause he lost his man card.

Did I mention I can do 25 push ups. All at once.

Pewdiepie thinks he trolled the media by making a bunch of people write articles about him, but all it proves is he’s a media ***** like Kim Kardashian. Do you know what gender Kim Kardashian isn’t? A man.

Delete your account, Pewdiepie.

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