WAR ON CHRISTMAS: Pornhub Ad Recommends Porn Viewing on Christmas

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By William Hicks | 1:17 pm, December 8, 2016

Pornhub has a released a new holiday ad, subversively advocating porn viewing on Christmas for lonely people. Instead of spending Christmas on your knees praying to Jesus, Pornhub wants the nation doing the devil’s work. And cultural marxists everywhere are rejoicing… probably.

This isn’t even the first time Pornhub tried to pornify the holidays. Last year they marketed their gift cards as the perfect gift for your widower grandfather.

As a proud member of Gavin McInnes’ anti- mastabatorial movement #NoWanks, I see these attacks on the nation’s values for what they are: Maoist propaganda.

First Pornhub will target lonely people, then families, then eventually the Christmas dinner table will echo with the muffled sounds of orgasms from grandma’s smartphone speakers. And once the bond of family is broken down, then will come communist infiltration.

The good people in this country need to rise up and win the war on Christmas from theses damn porno commies.

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